So as you may know, I'm still reading and thoroughly enjoying the book, What's Up Down There? by Lissa Rankin M.D. Currently I am on the question around what does a vagina taste like and the instructional Pink Pussy tour.
Have you ever seen your va ja ja up close and personal? I mean with a hand mirror or straddling over a full length one? Just the act in itself is very liberating. We'd all like to think they smell like roses and are as beautiful as a flower bud but guess what they don't naturally smell like fresh rain and well vagina's look like wet meat lol at least the ones that haven't been bleached and trimmed by a surgeons hand.
Take the Tour (abbreviated from the book)
Step 2 Take a gander at yourself and release all judgment. Say to va ja ja "Thank you for all of the pleasure you bring me!" ;0)
Step 3 Approaching your body with this sense of gratitude, let's begin
The Vulva
When you look in the mirror you're going to see a mound of pubic hair (unless you wax) and at the top, this is called the 'mons pubis'. This is merely a public advertisement to your partner that you are in fact ready for the mojo lol aka being of physical age to procreate.
When you spread your legs apart you will see the two sets of lips or labia. The majora, consists of the meatier and hairier of the two and the minora are the two thinner and less hairy lips. These outer structures serve to protect the inner mechanisms.
The Clitoris
When you spread your labia open you will see the clitoris. Much of it is buried underneath the hood, the flap of tissue that partially covers the glands of the clitoris. This is the ONLY gland in either male or female made specifically for sexual pleasure. ;0) Yay go women!
The Urethra
Moving downward from the clitoris is the urethra, this is the hole we pee from. This is also the hole by which female ejaculation occurs for those that are squirters ;0)
The Hymen
Moving further south you will see the second opening, the vagina. The hymen is located right at the opening, introitus.
The Vagina
Just past the hymen is the vagina, which is essentially a space meaning if nothing is in it, it collapses onto itself. Outside of reproduction, it is the place where menstrual blood leaves the body, where the G spot lives and where sexual activity takes place.
The Perineum
Further south is the perineum, the tissue between the vagina and anus opening. This is the place during childbirth that might split open in aid of allowing more space for the birth of the child. OUCH! Functionally it is to separate the space between the booty and the va ja ja.
The Anus
Last but not least is where poo and gas is emitted. The anal sphincter is a muscle that looks puckered up like a mouth that just ate a lemon and all wrinkled. Like the vagina, the anus is a potential space that collapses on itself but when filled with feces it dilates and relaxes to release.
Step 4 Give yourself a pat on the pussy for just completing the Pink Pussy Tour.
Visit Lissa Rankin M.D.'s website www.owningpink.com and buy the book, it is a great keepsake. Get 2 one for a gal pal and one for you ;0)
